John wasn’t so enthused about yesterday’s post. He called it a “smorgasbord” which I guess is polite for “rambling”. And he said it didn’t have any amazing pictures. I beg to differ. Pictures of my friends aren’t amazing? Pictures of me in a dorky striped blue hat and purple gardening clothes holding a large metal star isn’t amazing? Pictures of high-end turquoise mountain bikes on the back of a Sprinter van isn’t amazing? I mean, yes, it would have been more amazing if they were our bikes and our Sprinter van and not just something I saw in the botanical garden parking lot.
Here is what John means by amazing:
Unfortunately, our September Utah camping trip was mostly not fun. But we got some great pictures! I could just post the rest of the beautiful pictures and wax poetic about the wonders of nature, or I could tell you what really went down.
Let’s just say…every pet in our life was sick that weekend! Laura was texting from vacation in Peru saying that their cat, Caden, was in the hospital in California and might have to be put down. Luckily, Alex’s mom was pet sitting for them and was able to get the cat to the veterinary ER. Meanwhile, Callan and Guen were calling saying their dog Blue was in the hospital and might have to be put down. This was sudden and unexpected for both animals.
Meanwhile, our own dog, Biska had a bad case of diarrhea and John spent all night getting up with her because she kept needing to be let out of the camper van. It’s not really safe for her to be out alone at night in the wilderness, so John would have to pull on clothes and boots and leash her up and go out there in the cold, every couple of hours. I don’t think anyone slept for two nights. (Yes, it was John going out there with her, not me, because he’s amazing like that.)
We also had a totally traumatizing unexpected encounter with horses, which I can barely even think about, except to say that we’re ok. But I’m still upset about it.
Then the weather forecast changed, as a front approached. And we were worried about Biska’s health, even though she was running around with her usual energy, she wasn’t eating much and continued to have the stomach bug. So we gave up and went home. But we did somehow manage to get a ton of good pictures. So yeah, I could have told a much more cheerful story, but my truth is what you’re getting.
Here’s the rest of the amazing pictures:
Yep, beautiful photos but not exactly a relaxing trip. So fast forward to now…how did it all turn out?
Unfortunately Callan and Guen’s dog, Blue, did need to be put down, although not for another few weeks. Blue was an older dog, who used to live with Guen and her previous partner. Blue only recently started living with Callan and Guen. Understandably, Guen was quite upset to lose her dog, and Callan was too, even though they didn’t have the dog very long.
Laura’s cat, Caden, recovered to some extent, but continues to have some long term health issues.
Biska was fine as soon as we got home, thank goodness.
We’ll go back to Utah again next year. Hopefully with a more cheerful story to go along with the inevitably amazing photos.
For Memorial Day we went out to the Mt. Graham area north east of Tucson. Originally we were going for a 4-day weekend, but I was sick the second half of that week and we delayed our trip until Sunday. So it was just an overnighter.
The road out was rough and steep. We drove slowly, which was lucky for this bull snake, stretched out across the entire road. We were able to stop before running it over, and John got out to encourage it to move.
Turns out the snake was quite happy to stay right where it was, van or no van. Bull snakes are not dangerous, but they can do very good impressions of rattlesnakes when threatened. When John approached, it coiled menacingly.
I would not have stayed there to take it’s picture! But John was confident it wasn’t a rattlesnake.
Suddenly, as I watched from the van, I saw John leap backwards into the air! The snake had tried to strike him! Luckily it was too far away to make contact.
I did not expect the snake to put up such a fight, or I would have been out there with my video camera. Although it was probably just as well, because I would have been so scared I probably would have run off the cliff. Although I’m quite afraid of cliffs too. Stuck between a cliff and an angry bull snake pretending to be a rattlesnake is not on my list of favorite afternoon activities.
After showing John who’s boss, the snake was content to slither off and we continued on our way.
After awhile I couldn’t take anymore of the steep, hairpin, sheer and rutted road, and we started to wonder if we could find somewhere to turn around. That’s the problem with roads that get increasingly worse – it’s always easier to go forwards than get turned around.
Finally we found a little spot where the road flatted out with trees on both sides and we could get the van off the road and parked. I needed a walk! If we had to, we could camp there, but it was not a great spot.
We continued up the road on foot, and very soon we came to a large, park-like flat area with ponderosa pines. Biska and I checked out the area while John jogged back down the road to retrieve the van.
We were still 3 miles from the trailhead, but we were done driving for the day. It was a beautiful spot, and by Sunday afternoon everyone else had gone home. We were the only ones there.
We got our Starlink set up for internet and enjoyed our perfect camping spot.
Here’s Biska playing in the dirt. She loves the dirt!
The next day we packed up and decided to drive the final three miles up to the trailhead. We got about halfway there when we realized the road was simply too much for our van. We really did need to get turned around. I did a bad job of directing John as he backed up, and I got the van stuck, the left rear tire spinning with no traction. Luckily we were able to get it unstuck with not too much effort. We just had to pile some rocks around the spinning tire, and remove a rock that was blocking another tire.
We got turned around, reparked it facing downhill, and started hiking up the road to the trailhead.
On the way up, I jumped back when my brain said “Snake in the road!” I have a very strong startle reflex.
Turns out it wasn’t a snake, it was just a bungie cord, lol.
I didn’t make it as far as the trailhead. It was steep and hot. And I’m going to blame Biska too! She was off running around, and was reluctant to come back when I called her. So I called her in my “I really mean it” voice. She came rocketing down from up the side of the mountain at full speed. I was standing still in the middle of the road, and instead of running up to me and stopping, or running past me, she ran right into my knee at full speed. She over extended my knee and knocked me flat on my butt. She was fine.
I assume she didn’t mean to run into me? But it felt so dang passive aggressive. Sometimes she’s like a three-year-old in the mood that my mom used to call being a “stinker.” At that moment I had in mind some stronger words than stinker. She’s the sweetest dog usually, but I swear she has a bratty side sometimes. She gets annoyed just like everyone else.
Anyway, that knee was already my weak knee and I have a bum ankle on the other side, and it was time to turn back. Meanwhile, my brain had forgotten all about the bungie cord that looked like a snake. So on the way back down I startled a second time at the same bungie cord, my brain again screaming “SNAKE!”
John decided to taunt me my putting his hand on the “snake” and pretending to pick it up. This of course being the day after he was actually struck at by an enormous and very real bull snake.
Even weirder was this “baby owl” in the ditch, that turned out to be a child’s toy upon inspection.
We never did make it to the trailhead, but we had a good time and we plan to come back sometime with the 4Runner instead of the van.
(Trigger warnings: explicit language, violence, sex, gender, race and socioeconomic political ranting, and you-name-it.)
I’ve found myself in the strange position of not having anyone to go with me to a country music festival because none of my people are country music people. And until recently I would never have considered myself a country music person either. Turn on some 1970’s sorry-for-yourself twang and I’m going to run screaming from the room.
I like almost all other music genres. I like rock and metal. I like Spanish guitar. I like blues and grunge. I like Latin pop. I like dance-house-techno-electronic because I love to dance. I will also enjoy hip-hop and R&B if it’s got a good fast dance beat. I even sometimes like classical and opera (I have tickets to Verdi’s Requiem coming up in March!) I used to always say, “I like everything except country.”
Here’s what happened. Laura, who lives in the California Bay Area, discovered a local Oakland musician, Fantastic Negrito. According to the internet, his music “spans blues, R&B, and roots music”. Well, I love contemporary blues. I don’t tend to like the misogynistic lyrics of older blues, but Fantastic Negrito’s lyrics are interesting. He has a very urban black edge to his lyrics. I bought two or three of his albums and started following him. Turns out he won the “Best Contemporary Blues Album” grammy three times in a row.
On one of his albums, Fantastic Negrito teamed up with a younger, white female musician named ZZ Ward to do a song called Cannonball. In the song they are talking back and forth to each other. She is saying, essentially, “you are messing up my life” and he is saying, essentially, “yeah but you keep coming back for more” (lyrics here).
This song could be interpreted in a lot of ways. It’s clearly about drug addiction, and also about addiction to an abusive relationship. But I also think that it could illustrate an abusive relationship in our society between different subcultures; specifically between the urban elite of the Bay Area and the poor whites in the rural areas of the west.
Fantastic Negrito is my age. He’s an older, urban black male who overcame a crime and drug-infused youth in Oakland, CA to become an outstanding musician. ZZ Ward is a generation younger, coming from rural Oregon. She’s blond and blue-eyed and wears a cowboy hat. What they have in common is they are both excellent blues musicians.
After discovering her via Fantastic Negrito, I started listening to ZZ Ward’s music on Spotify. Soon I was wading around up to my knees in the bayous of Texas and Louisiana. I slid in the mud from “roots” to “Americana”, all the way down until I had landed flat on my butt in the cowpie that is country music.
Nobody in my life is going to be willing to go with me to something called a “Cattle Country Fest” in a place called “Gonzales, Texas” to listen to a white chick in a cowboy hat sing the blues. In the promo photos the women (all white) have long, Farrah Fawcett hair dangling in loose curls out from under their cowboy hats; every single one of them. One of the logos shows a cowboy riding a beer bottle, as if the beer were a steer in a rodeo. I mean, these are the kind of idiots who wave guns around and vote for Trump! Right? Let’s just come right out and say it. So obviously, nobody I know wants to go there with me.
I was raised not very far from where ZZ Ward was raised, in rural western Oregon. Many of my peer’s parents, having lost the farm the previous generation, were now loggers – if they were employed at all. Some of them had come out west from Oklahoma, Kansas and Texas during the dust bowl. Some had come from farther, like Louisiana, Arkansas and Tennessee. When I was a child, I picked up a drawl every bit as heavy as a native Texan. People used to always ask about my southern accent, wondering where exactly in the south I came from.
BTW, we locals called Oregon “or-ruh-gun”, with the accent on the first syllable, and there’s a dropping drawl in the “or-ruh”, and don’t forget to swallow the “gun” at the end. There’s no “re” and there’s no “gone”.
I practiced for years to train myself to quit talking like a hick. I didn’t think I would make any money as a life coach if I sounded like I grew up in the hollows. When I was doing my life coaching training over 20 years ago in the Bay Area and Vancouver BC, I got shamed for my accent (and lack of money, and lack of social skills, and even the mud on my crappy old car). They called me “provincial”, and not in a nice way. Laura says I still sound like a redneck when I get mad. Lol.
All this to say, yeah, it’s true that we, as a society, are treating our urban blacks like shit and we need to do far, far, better. But we are also treating our rural whites like shit and we need to wake up and smell the bacon. On one hand, we’ve got male-against-male violence in the streets, and on the other hand, we’ve got male-against-female violence hidden in the homes. And drugs everywhere – somewhat different drugs, but still, drugs – permeating all of it, killing people. We’ve got to stop being arrogant and stop making fun of poor whites and their ignorance, and start caring about their living conditions.
Trump’s a criminal and a fraud and he doesn’t care one iota about our democracy or the rural people that he pretends to care about. But either does Biden. I know it’s hard to get past the “other side’s” love of guns and their shockingly ignorant beliefs about science. And it’s true that the anti-vax ignorance led to additional covid deaths. Real people died because of it. A lot of them. And it’s tragic. But that wasn’t anyone’s intent.
The majority of these folks aren’t worried about science or guns. They just want to make rent. That’s all. They just want to pay their fucking rent, and have enough food for their kids. And they want to keep their kids off of drugs. And find a better job. And they want to get their bad knee fixed without feeling like a government-handout loser. They’re just people.
Most of them know that astronauts did indeed fly to the moon back around the time I was born, and that burning fossil fuels is indeed messing with our climate. Yeah, ok, there are apparently a few people who actually don’t believe that. Life is getting so dang complicated. I’m trying to read the science magazines and it’s not even believable anymore. Have you read a recent in-depth astronomy article? It’s insane and incomprehensible what they’re discovering about the origins of the universe. And physics? Reality isn’t remotely what we thought it was. And now AI is going to take over the world? What even is that? AI can’t even answer a phone call right.
So much of the science that we learned as kids is turning out to be wrong. And we’re making fun of people for being confused? When they’re busy working two shit jobs and trying to kick a habit and single-handedly raising two kids, they don’t have time to keep up with whatever Elon Musk may or may not be doing with his inconceivable amount of money. They’re just trying to help their kid figure out how to deal with their third, long-term substitute teacher of the school year.
Meanwhile, two weeks ago I was walking with Biska at lunchtime and I came across a guy completely naked and very, very pink, jerking off in an alley right next to the neighborhood children’s park near my house. I was walking around the park with my dog, distracted with my birdsong identification app on my phone (there are so many amazing birds in Tucson in the winter), when I heard a weird noise and looked up to see it all, right at his peak moment. OMG. It was horrible. I grabbed Biska and ran, and called the cops from a safe distance. I am unhurt but traumatized.
Wanker is probably more crazy than dangerous, and I don’t know if our local police even handled it very well; I didn’t stick around to find out. Biska and I ran home and I spent the rest of the afternoon contemplating the cost of building more and higher walls around my property, and whether or not I was still willing to take out my own trash, given that the neighborhood trash cans belong in the alleys behind our houses.
Then last week an elderly friend of mine, who I met recently at the botanical gardens, was walking the short distance from her home to her gym at 11:00 in the morning when she was attacked by a guy with a knife. Last week. Here, in the broad daylight, a few miles from my house, in a decent area of Tucson.
She’s ok. And why is she ok? A maga-type young guy (probably packing heat) driving by in a jacked-up pickup truck, blared his horn and gunned his monster truck at her attacker and then leaped out and rescued her. She is unhurt, but very traumatized. And she is very, very grateful for this guy – exactly the sort of Trump-addled, coal rolling, crazy-flag guy that we are making fun of, and that I am (frankly) a little bit scared of. White guys with hidden guns scare me, even though I am not their target. In fact, maybe someday one of them could save me from an even crazier guy.
And now my friend is afraid to leave her modest, gated retirement community, when she used to walk a mile each way to the botanical gardens and her gym. So what are we old ladies supposed to make of all this? Which crazy guys should we be afraid of? What’s anyone supposed to make of all this?
I get the irony. These same folks who are supposedly the patriotic ones, ready to point their guns and defend our constitution with their lives, turn around and vote for the president most likely, in the entire history of the US, to try to annul our constitution. Trump doesn’t give a shit about our constitution. Dictatorship is in his DNA. I don’t understand why constitution supporters would support a wanna-be dictator. It does seem a bit stupid. And they don’t want government healthcare either, even though they’re the ones who need it. I don’t get it.
But…people aren’t stupid. I mean, we’re all the same amount stupid – we’ve got stupid pretty evenly on both sides of the political divide. So why would huge numbers of average, good-enough, not-particularly-stupid people support a narcissistic, criminal sociopath who wants to scrap our constitution? We should at least seriously ask ourselves the question. I don’t know – maybe because they’re desperate? Maybe because we’ve got a problem in the hinterlands, eh?
People are suffering. People are dying. We need to care. If we want to explain to people that they are planning to vote for the very guy most likely to destroy the constitution that they genuinely value, then we need to do so without arrogance. Nobody listens when they’re being made fun of.
It’s not like they don’t know that children are being shot by the guns. They know this. They don’t like it either. Can we stop for a minute and ask ourselves why are children shooting other children (and themselves) with guns? Why?!? I mean obviously if we had fewer guns we would have fewer gun deaths. So yes, get rid of the damn guns. But we need to figure out why children are shooting each other – on purpose! For no apparent reason.
Maybe something about their lives is deeply not ok? And as a society, that is our fault. All of us. We need to stop fighting with other reasonably well-meaning adults about things that aren’t going to matter in 100 years (I mean, Trump and Biden will both be dead in less than a decade). We need to start trying to figure out what’s wrong in the lives of our children.
We worry about inequity in our country, and yet no one questions the inequity in our school systems. That’s one thing the ruling democrats and republicans and the mainstream media all seem to be fine with, because their kids aren’t in these horrible schools. We have huge, shocking and devastating inequalities in our school systems. We’ve got a few school districts in multi-million dollar neighborhoods with every privilege imaginable and we have districts with no textbooks, impossible teacher-turnover rates, and barely functioning, crumbling buildings – both in inner cities and in the rural areas.
If we want racial equality, we need to start with funding school districts equally so all the kids have a chance. And who wants to fund other people’s schools? Nobody, on either side of the political spectrum. The elites on both sides just move their own kids to the elite neighborhoods and nobody is adequately funding the schools. And if we’re worried about the consequences of ignorance, well maybe we could fund some rural schools too, instead of funneling all the tax dollars to the privileged suburbs.
We could start there, with the kids, supporting the kids – all the kids – together. The black kids, the white kids, the brown kids, the inner city kids, the kids out in trailer parks in west Texas, the English-as-a-second language kids, the republican kids, the democrat kids, the gay and trans kids, the smart kids, the dumb kids, all the neurodiverse kids, the religious kids, the mentally ill kids, the homeless kids, and the kids whose parents are fucked up and tripped out, and the kids who are themselves fucked up and tripped out. We need to fund the schools equally. That won’t solve all the individual problems, but only then could we start imagining having an equal opportunity society and healing the great divides.
OMG, deep breath. Talk about a long rant. Whew! All that just because this old lady wanted to go to a country music festival and can’t. Plus, I’m worried about the sudden apparent violence around me in my own average, modest, quiet 1960’s neighborhood, where we were planning to retire and live out our golden years.
So when I briefly considered going to a music festival that’s two-days drive away, I realized I’m too tired, too old, too anxiety prone, and too much of a vulnerable female to go alone. And I don’t like being old. And tired. And vulnerable.
I’ve got yet another migraine, again. Oh, right. I’m also not healthy enough to be trying to drive across the country in my beloved camper van chasing a music festival. I will have to find another festival to attend closer to home, which, unfortunately, won’t include ZZ Ward. She just had a baby and is, wisely, staying close to home herself.
And anyway, I still don’t like country music! I need to remind myself that I wouldn’t even like 95% of that cowpie festival in rural Texas. Twang is still really not my thing. Sooo, how about a fast & heavy, modern blues festival somewhere…anyone? I’ll let you know if I find one. Or if you find one, take me with you.
Next stop, Utah! Because we were coming down from Twin Falls, and now live in Tucson rather than Albuquerque, some of our usual Utah destinations were fairly far out of our way. We decided to look for a new spot where we’ve never stayed before.
John suggested a region, the Red Canyon area off Highway 12, south of Panguitch. I opened the maps app, toggled to satellite view, and started looking for a promising spot. I could see trailheads along a clear north-south demarkation line where the red rock formations started.
I zoomed in and started panning around, looking for somewhere we could potentially camp. How about that “Camp Lp” just north of the Arches and Losee Canyon trailheads?
It’s always a real bonus to have trailheads within walking distance of our site, because then we can hike whenever we want without breaking camp, packing up the van, and potentially losing our camping spot. I prefer real trails to just scrambling around, because when John and I start rock scrambling, it always gets steeper than I like. I prefer to mindlessly follow a trail, it’s very meditative. Scrambling can be interesting, but sometimes bordering on terrifying – definitely not meditative.
Wow, that little spur road called Camp Loop was better than I had even imagined.
Here’s John bringing rocks to drive up on to level the van. I’m always telling him, “Don’t hurt your back!” Use smaller rocks for pete’s sake! He’s strong but I’m afraid he’s going to compress his spine or something. We aren’t young anymore!
Ok that’s more reasonable.
Ta-da! The perfect camping spot.
Over the course of a couple of days we took several hikes. John found a cave (he loves caves).
Guess what was in the cave? A geocatch!
He didn’t write in the logbook – I guess because he wasn’t looking for it. I figured it still counted!
We took a ton of photos, so I’m just going to post a bunch more without any commentary. They pretty much speak for themselves!
Yeah, that was a ridiculous number of pictures, I know! We just couldn’t stop taking them, it was all so very beautiful.
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On the walk back from kayaking, we ran into Biska’s doggie friends; two standard poodle mixes (doodles of some sort) at a neighboring cabin. Biska loves other dogs more than anything else in life, so we let them run around together for a few minutes. It was a very rural area, without much traffic on those back gravel roads.
The only issue was some sort of awful burrowing seed, like cheatgrass but in a corkscrew shape that twisted itself into the dogs. The poodles were in much worse shape than Biska, with their thick curly fur. But even with Biska’s straight fur, we still had to carefully remove all the seeds each time before she came inside.
We were due to leave our Idaho cabin the next morning. What should we do for our final afternoon? We had hiked! And we had kayaked! The forecast was yet again calling for afternoon thunderstorms. What was the point of sticking around until morning, just sit inside for another rainy afternoon? Plus, the bed was super small. It was supposedly a queen size but I think it was just a double. We would be just as comfortable in our van.
Plus, if we waited to leave until morning we’d hit Salt Lake City at rush hour on a Thursday afternoon (which is worse than Fridays nowadays). We’d get in late at our campground that night. For that matter, why were we even planning to stay at a campground? Maybe we should just leave early and wing it!
John remembered a pleasant-enough county park with RV camping outside Twin Falls. If we left now instead of waiting until morning, we could get there by evening and have a big jump start on the following day. We could breeze through Salt Lake before rush hour and have time to find a private boondoggle site (an at-large spot where it’s ok to camp) instead of staying at the campground we had reserved.
We loaded up, texted the airbnb host that we had a nice time but were leaving early, and headed out into the approaching rain.
Here we are at the county park the next morning.
Next stop – Utah! Where we were looking at – more afternoon thunderstorms.
We were excited to discover a tandem kayak we could borrow in the cabin basement.
For some reason, it was twice as heavy as ours at home, even though it was the same size as our tandem kayak. It must have been made of older materials.
Luckily there was also a kayak cart with it. But it was still a heavy haul to the water. It didn’t help that we didn’t scope our route ahead of time. Sometimes John is overly optimistic, imagining the world to be the way he wants it to be. And he never acts unsure. So I never know when to say, “Uh wait, do you know what you’re getting into?” Also if it doesn’t work out, it usually doesn’t bother him too much. He just powers through unexpected obstacles, even if it’s harder and takes longer than he had hoped.
I think my lack of stamina and history of migraines makes me more cautious about being sure I know what I’m getting into. (Except that crazy road going to that campground with the kids. I definitely failed to adequately query my brother about that road, lol.) Sometimes you just have to trust that life is going to work out.
Too steep, can’t get the kayak down that way.
Too steep here too. It’s perfect on the other side of the water.
Sure enough, we ended up having to haul it back out to the road, down to the cross street, around the corner, and across the pedestrian bridge to the other side.
Ah, we made it! It’s Biska’s first time on a kayak. She’s having a good time.
As usual, the afternoon clouds were building.
But we still had some time, and it was warm and beautiful.
No wind yet, the water was smooth.
I also spent some time relaxing while John rowed.
Time to head back! Just a few fluffy white clouds in one direction, but steel gray the other way.
The next morning was our anniversary and we decided to spend it going on a hike. At first we checked out the recommendation from our airbnb hosts; they advised taking the trails that started from a nearby resort. We drove over there but did not find any trails that seemed like a “real” hike.
So we headed further north for about an hour, and deeper into the mountains. The next trailhead wasn’t actually what we were looking for, but we were anxious to start hiking. A group of people were unloading and John didn’t want to be caught behind them, but meanwhile I wanted to go back to the van for something I forgot (I’m always deciding I want a different pair of glasses or a different hat, or I forgot my walking stick or some darn thing.)
Then we made the mistake of letting Biska off leash with too many people nearby. To our surprise, Biska dashed back down the way we had come and started barking at the people behind us! She never does that. John had her leash and was fairly far up the trail in front of us, while I was running back down the trail trying to grab her by the collar and apologize to the people.
Well, you can see where this is going. We ended up having an argument on the trail on our anniversary! About why we were on a steep, crowded trail when I had specifically not wanted a trail that started off going downhill, and why we let Biska off leash with people around, and why we were in such a big rush and failing to communicate. This whole vacation was having its challenging moments!
We decided to try another trail just a little bit further up the road. We hiked out, got back in the van, drove another few miles and tried the next trailhead.
Whew, third try was the charm. That trail was great and we were the only people on it. It was a beautiful trail.
If you’re wondering why we were the only people on such a beautiful trail while the other one was crowded, it’s because the other one went down to a waterfall. People are total suckers for promised waterfalls. But I grew up in the Pacific NW where spectacular waterfalls are a dime a dozen. John and I are out for the hike itself and not a shrug-worthy destination a mile down a crowded trail.
But by then it was later than we meant to get started, and we knew we were running the risk of being caught by afternoon thunderstorms.
When we got to this river, John didn’t trust Biska to walk across the log. She’s certainly agile enough, but she can be fearless and reckless and has no concept of fast running water. He was afraid she’d jump in and get swept off her feet.
Once I got out on the log, I turned around, looked back at the view and realized the storm behind us was closer than I thought. I decided we needed to turn around.
That almost looks blue in the upper right hand corner of this next picture, but it was a deep gray.
So John carried Biska back across again and we started out, heading toward the storm.
We weren’t so worried about the approaching storm that I couldn’t stop to snap a flower shot or two.
And Biska got plenty of opportunities to sniff around off-trail.
I really love that guy, even though we do argue occasionally.
And we made it to the van before the rain started.
After Callan and Chirstina and I got back from our rained out camping trip with the crazy road, we chilled at their house for the rest of the day. The kids were exhausted after their punctured tire ordeal. I heated up something quick for dinner. Chirstina is a good cook and had been doing most of the cooking, so I was happy to chip in. Mainly I was happy we were all home safely.
We hung out and recuperated from our adventure. The kids play a cooperative computer game together that sounded interesting. When they play, they are each at their own computer and each have their own avatar, but they are in the same game together. They work together to overcome the challenges encountered in the game. It seemed like a bonding mutual hobby.
We all took it easy the next day too, just playing some cards and going on a walk. Chirstina did a little bit of green chili roasting and cooking baking too. Yum yum!
On Sunday morning John flew to Boise from Tucson. He helped the kids with some handyman household fix-it items on Sunday afternoon. John is by far the most handy person in my entire extended family. So he is always welcome to visit anytime!
On Monday morning John and I and Biska headed up north to the cabin we had rented for our anniversary. It did indeed look like the pictures on the website.
The downstairs section in the back wasn’t very useful space – you couldn’t get to it from inside the main part of the cabin. You had to go outside and around to get to it. There were just a couple of bunks and an old couch down there – probably perfect for teenagers. It wasn’t much use to us, but we were happy to discover a kayak down there.
Here’s the inside of the main part of the cabin on the upper floor.
There was a small kitchenette too, in that same room, along the left wall next to the front door. The upstairs was a small but perfectly functioning studio unit. It would not have been a good layout for more than one couple, but it was fine for us. And very private in a pretty area.
Biska prefers to be outside in the nice weather, but rain was coming.
We always remove decorative pillows and put sheets down so Biska doesn’t get dog hair on everything.
We got unloaded and settled in just in time for the rain.
It was definitely quite wet. But we were snug in the cabin.
I’ve been doing a lot of traveling and am now several blog posts behind. For those of you who are texting me wondering where I am, what’s going on, and why I’m not answering my texts, it’s because my life lately has been like: drive all day, be somewhere for 3 days, drive all day, home for 3 days (laundry and clients!), drive all day, be somewhere for 3 days, drive all day…except next week I fly all day (worse!).
Tracey, after asking where I was, says, “Wow! Trying to hit every state?!!” No, just Nevada, Idaho, Utah, Arizona (of course), New Mexico, back to Arizona and then Massachusetts. I won’t count all the states I have to fly over to get to Boston next week. Maybe I’ll have time to catch up on this blog once I get to Boston. Hahaha, oh my, with 4 little ones in the house that is unlikely.
Speaking of:
There’s my motivation to get on that plane to Boston! But I’m getting ahead of myself. I haven’t told you yet about the rest of Idaho, Utah and New Mexico.
Before I post about the rest of the Idaho trip, I did want to answer some follow-up questions some of you sent about my last post about van trips and scary roads. When John and I are traveling together, we have occasionally gotten ourselves out on a road we really shouldn’t be on in that big van. By the time the road has truly degenerated enough that we don’t want to be on it, any turn-around options are generally long gone. In those rare occasions, I get out and guide John as he backs the van out. Short distances aren’t too hard, but once or twice we’ve had to back out fairly far before it’s wide enough to turn around.
It’s much easier when there is a second person to walk outside and direct. It can get tricky with twists and turns and big boulders and ruts (not to mention sheer drop offs). In order to have backed out on that road in Idaho, I would have wanted to have one of the kids walking ahead (behind me in the direction I was backing) to make sure I was staying far enough away from the cliff.
But we didn’t have any cell tower and I couldn’t signal them to stop. The kids were periodically waiting for me, but the problem was, they would start going again every time they got a glimpse in their rearview mirror that I was still back there. The road was so twisty that the moment they saw me appear around a corner, they disappeared around the next corner and could no longer could see me.
If I had stopped, I suppose they would have eventually figured out the van was no longer following them, but I did not want to put them in the position of having to turn around and look for me. I could just imagine them sitting and waiting a few curves in front of where I had stopped wondering what to do next. I guess I could have abandoned the van (on a twisty, one-lane, washed-out dirt road with nowhere to pull over and a sheer drop to the reservoir far, far below) and started walking in their direction.
But even if I did manage to get the kids to stop and help me reverse that van off that mountain, it would have taken at least a couple of hours, and it definitely would have ruined the camping trip. It didn’t sound like a fun option. So I just kept telling myself, hey, both my kids and my brother had been out there before, surely it was fine. I could ignore my fear of heights and sheer cliff edges. Irrational fears are irrational, right? But I am for damn sure not doing that road again.
Next up, some great pictures of Idaho, some fantastic pictures of Utah, and two more trips after that – stay tuned.
The plan was for me to work on Wednesday, and then Callan, Chirstina and I would leave to go camping Thursday morning. The campground wasn’t very far away, so we took our time getting packed up, and left around noon. Callan and Chirstina took the lead in their Nissan Sentra, and Biska and I followed in my camper van.
As we neared the turnoff to the mountain road, I casually took this photo out my car window for John. We’re always on the lookout for marinas now that he’s brought our sailboat home from Florida. This particular lake is only about half an hour from where Callan and Chirstina live. Notice the nice, wide, paved road, with the beautifully reassuring cement divider being used as a guardrail. But it’s a trap! A devious trap!
Remember back when Steven went to visit Callan and Chirstina and they went to a beautiful campground? And Steven sent that 3-part blog entry for me to post? Do you remember when he mentioned a difficult road? He said, “The route soon became a winding dirt road along the side of the mountains – the sort that has two way traffic but is only one lane wide in many places, requiring some negotiation and maneuvering when there is another vehicle. Fortunately the speed limit was only 25 mph, and Chirstina had quick reflexes so we made it there safely.“
Well, that comment did not adequately register in my brain. Partly because our whole family has a dry sense of humor. “Chirstina had quick reflexes so we made it safely” Hahaha, whatever, right?
OMG. OMG. OMG.
The road started out flat and wide. The washboarding was annoying, and I took it slowly. My van is full of stuff; a microwave, an air conditioner, a sink, a toilet, everything was shaking and banging. The kids were ahead of me and they kept having to stop to let me catch up.
After passing the main marina, we also passed a couple of smaller boat launches. It was a beautiful drive. Then the road started climbing. It got twisty and narrower and narrower. The drop off became sheer, with no trees or bushes or guardrails along the edge. It was a straight drop to the reservoir far below.
The road became alarming by degrees, so by the time I realized I really shouldn’t be out there, I couldn’t turn the van around. I’m also not skilled enough to back it down such a twisty, narrow track. I would have backed it right off the cliff.
Occasionally a car would approach from the other direction, and the road was so narrow that we would each have to come to a stop and pull over as far as possible and ease past each other. Often, one car would have to back up to find a wide enough section of road to let the oncoming car go by.
We were on the outside edge, with the reservoir to our right. Sometimes I had only a few inches between my tires and the cliff edge. My mind was screaming at me to stop, but then what do I do? Abandon the van, block the road, and walk home? I didn’t know what to do other than try to continue onward.
I tried to tell myself that I just have issues with anxiety and a fear of heights and everything was actually fine. I mean, there were other people out there. And the kids had done the road before. We were going the same place my brother had gone earlier this summer. Surely it was ok? But it wasn’t fine. Even the logical, reasonable, thinking part of my brain knew it was dangerous.
I was petrified. And the road kept going and going. It took well over an hour, creeping along at 10 mph. Sometimes I would stop in a wide spot and let a car creep past me. I would watch them continue on, and couldn’t believe how close to the edge they drove.
It was just a sandy bluff. It could be badly undercut. In fact, there were regular ruts where water had washed across the road, cutting divots into the side of the road as the water tumbled off the cliff, further narrowing a road that was already only a single-lane track.
I wish I had pictures for you, but obviously, I was too busy driving. And trying to remember to breathe. And trying not to panic. I told myself not to cry because it would impair my vision, and I was focused hard on every rock, dip and jog in the road. One mistake and we would be on the bottom of the reservoir.
I remember one time in particular I encountered an oncoming smaller van, being driven by a couple of young guys. They stopped and I was supposed to swing out around them onto a tiny, tiny wide spot hovering over the reservoir. I knew couldn’t do it. I stared at the guys, and stared at the miniature overhang. I shook my head and put my van into reverse. I eased backwards, aiming at an oblique angle back toward the embankment. I figured if I backed the side of the van into the mountain and just stopped, they could go around me. Sure enough, the guys gave me a friendly wave and pulled out to the edge to go around me.
After they were gone, I sat there for a minute, pulled tight to the left edge of the single-lane track. I knew I needed to put the van back into drive and go forward, out toward that cliff edge. I wondered if I could go on. Eventually I put it into gear and crept forward.
As we passed the upper dam the road widened a bit. Now we were following a river and there was ground on both sides of the road. Solid ground. Lovely, wonderful, ground on both sides of the van.
We had made it, and we were alive. I was still sane, but completely trashed. The first campground looked great to me, but the kids kept driving. Intermittently they would wait for me, until they could see me behind them, and then they would drive onward.
Soon they stopped at the second campground. It was small, empty, and beautiful. We parked, and got out. We’re here, finally we made it! Apparently the kids had an argument on the way out and were still in surly moods. How could they have possibly navigated that insane road while arguing? It’s a wonder they didn’t end up in the lake. It was all too much for me.
We set up camp and Biska played along the river. It was idyllic for about an hour.
Then the afternoon clouds started building. At first we didn’t think anything of it.
Afternoon thunderstorms are common and Chirstina assured me that if it did rain, it would only be for a few minutes. We readied our site for a brief thunderstorm.
We got a rain shower with a little bit of wind and thunder, and we thought we had seen it all.
After the rain passed, the kids made a fire and roasted marshmallows in a light sprinkling of rain. I roasted one or two but my heart wasn’t into it. I was pretty sure we had a lot more rain to come and I was worried about the road out. I was already dreading the drive back.
As it got dark, the rain picked up. There was nothing to do but crawl into bed and listen to the steady rain. It rained a long time. The kids were fine in their enormous tent, and Biska and I were dry in the van. But I was frightened, with visions of a slippery, treacherous washed-out road. That nightmare of a road was the only way out. I tried to calm my mind and just wait to see what the morning would bring.
First thing in the morning I set my Starlink back up, and tried again to get enough satellite connection to get a weather update. I had been able to use my Starlink to bring in text messages the night before, and get a brief text out to John, but we did not have internet for more than a moment at a time, every half-hour or so. We had been unable to download a decent weather update. In the morning I had even less luck. I was not even able to get texts in and out.
It was still cloudy and we thought it could rain all day. Chirstina didn’t want to camp in the rain and I was worried about the road. We decided to head home.
I was ready to leave when the kids were still finishing up getting packed and loaded. We decided I should go ahead and get a head start. On the way in they kept having to stop and wait for me. We thought that if I went ahead, they would catch up.
I pulled out on the road, grimly humming to myself for courage. I hoped it would turn out to not be that bad after all. I thought it would be easier going out because the embankment was to my right, so I could just stay far right and hug the mountain. But the reality of a one-lane track meant that I was every bit as close to the edge on the way out as on the way in.
As I slowly and carefully eased my way around the worsening curves, I started worrying about the kids, who were nowhere to be seen. I passed the upper dam, and was once again suspended on a tiny dirt track far above the reservoir. What had seemed like a logical decision at the campsite now struck me as incredibly thoughtless. Why did I leave without them? What if something is wrong? Is their battery dead? Is there some sort of trouble? How could I have just left them there?
Of course they’re adults. They’re not even young adults, they are well into their 30’s and they’d been out there before. They’re fine, I kept telling myself, they’re fine. They were just driving nice and slow on the way out.
But I continued to berate myself. I should have waited for them. What if something was wrong? What if they lost traction in the damp sand and slid off the narrow track into the water below? Where were they?!? I considered stopping midway to wait, but it wouldn’t do anyone any good for me to just be sitting there in middle of the road, blocking the road. And I didn’t have enough room to turn around and go back. So I continued on.
It took me an hour and a half to make it out to the paved road. At that point, there still wasn’t any cell reception. I again considered waiting for the kids, but did not see how that would help any. I also considered going back in. But what if I encountered them heading out, as I headed in? What good would that do? Since I couldn’t turn around, I’d have to inch past them and continue onward all the way to the campground, turn around and drive another hour and a half out again. It didn’t make sense.
But what if their car didn’t start and they couldn’t summon help? I knew their roommate had a 4-wheel drive vehicle more suited to that road than my van, so I thought about borrowing it to go back in to look for them if the kids failed to appear.
Once I got far enough out to have cell tower, I sent a quick message – “Text me when you can, I’m worried.” I tried hard not to imagine they were at the bottom of the reservoir. Surely there was a more mundane reason for their delay.
When I got to their house, their roommate was away and the house was locked. The gate to the backyard was unlocked so I got Biska and I situated there. After unloading a few things from the van into the backyard, I checked my phone and saw two missed calls, one minute apart, both with the caller ID of “IDAHO STATE GOV”.
My heart nearly stopped. My kids were missing on a death-trap of a road, and the state was calling me. That can’t be good. In fact, that was very, very bad. I stopped breathing. I could barely make my hands function to hit the buttons to listen to the voicemail.
It was Chirstina’s voice, saying something about a tire. I couldn’t process what she was saying, but she sounded calm, so at least no one was dead. I called the number and someone went to find Callan and Chirstina so I could talk to them.
Turns out they had discovered a large screw embedded in their tire.
Plus, look at that tire. It’s as bald as shit. They were on the worst road in Idaho on tires like that?
They couldn’t change the tire at the campground because their spare tire was flat and they had no jack. And no cell phone reception to call for help. The tire was still holding air, so after some deliberation, they decided to go ahead and drive off the mountain, but they took it extra slowly going down. They stopped to call AAA as soon as they reached the state park marina, which had a land line.
Now they have a couple of new tires and all is well. But we were all completely stressed out for the rest of the day. I emailed Steven and said, “Agh! I had no idea how scary that road to that campground is! I followed them out there in my van and thought I was going to die! Then we got rained out. Everything is ok now and I guess I have a good story for my blog.” And he replied, “I tried to warn you about the road…”
The next day, when the relief of being NOT DEAD wore off, I was actually disappointed that we didn’t get a chance to enjoy the camping trip. I do really love camping. But that was certainly the worse road I’ve ever been on.
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