As of this morning, we are under contract with a buyer for the Placitas house. We are cautiously optimistic. We’ve got several hurdles yet.
First of all, the buyer has been very hesitant. It’s a huge move for her – she’s coming from the east coast – and she seems indecisive. Apparently she’s been off-and-on looking for a house in Placitas for 6 years. 6 years! So hmmm, maybe a looky-loo?
Secondly, she is an older, single woman. I don’t want to be ageist and sexist, but that’s a complicated house. It’s got a well and a pump house (dug into the ground, handy-like, right?) and septic system, and solar panels, and there’s always something to troubleshoot. The desert countryside has mice, packrats and bunnies, all of which love to eat wiring. It’s just a hard house to deal with. So maybe she’s more together than I am, but I would not want to deal with that house alone.
But she loves the house (it is a very attractive house) and maybe she will be blissfully happy there. Everything is in good shape – there’s no known issues.
It will need to pass a septic test. I’m only giving it about a 50% chance of passing. That’s just because of the age of it. It’s original to the house. It hasn’t been giving us any trouble, but to test it the inspectors will jet into it far more water than we would ever send it at once. So there’s no way to know how it’s going to perform under those conditions until they do the test.
If that the system fails, that means probably $5,000 – $8,000 to get a new one installed. Hopefully they can find a good spot for it. You can’t put a new septic in the same spot as the old one. There’s not a lot of room up there at the top of the hill, and we can’t put it downhill because it would be too close to the corner of the lot where the well is.
And some of you probably remember the septic installation nightmare at that Placitas house John and I almost bought a couple of years ago!
Anyway, it’s a beautiful house, and we’ll do what we need to, to make sure it’s got a good septic system. And hopefully she will complete the sale and be very happy there enjoying the stunning views for many years to come.
Darren’s wonderful, wonderful boss, Mike, is in the hospital. Mike was hit by a car on his bicycle on the way to work this morning. He is expected to have full recovery, but was being prepped for surgery last I heard a couple of hours ago.
Mike was hit on the right side, and hit his head on the pavement, cracking his helmet. His right collarbone is broken, three broken ribs on the right side, and his right lung has collapsed. He was out for about 5 minutes and came to in the ambulance. His first CT was good and they don’t think he sustained neurological damage, but they are going to do another scan.
We are all wishing him a very fast and full recovery.
Darren is now questioning his own bicycle commute to work. It’s not a terribly long ride, but he has to get through a major intersection and a freeway exchange. Laura also bikes to work (bike and train).
If we as a society seriously want to move away from being so automobile oriented, we are going to have to invest in better, safer infrastructure for bicyclists. It’s ludicrous to expect a painted line on the road (that simply evaporates at each intersection) to protect bicyclists from the impact of cars. We can’t afford to upgrade everything all at once, but why are we currently spending good money to build roads in the same way we built them nearly 100 years ago?
It’s been freezing cold; winter temperatures all the way into May. I’ve been very grumpy about that, by the way. I’m very much a hot weather person. And there was snow in Santa Fe in May!
Finally the temperature got suddenly hot. So a couple of days ago we turned on the cooler and phew, something stunk. Foul air was blowing into our house.
Sometimes evaporative coolers get funky while in disuse, so John checked it out and it looked ok. Although it’s not easy to get into the depth of them.
So today we spent over $430 getting all our ductwork professionally cleaned (they do that with a big suction truck, like carpet cleaners). When they left, we installed a new filter, turned on our evaporative cooler and…STENCH! So we’ve been running it all afternoon, in the hopes that the smell will “clear out” with fresh water running through the cooler.
It’s been a few hours and I can smell it all the way out on the patio. I’m not sure what it smells like. I don’t think it’s mold or mildew. More likely it’s a dead rodent.
I was also doing a little bit of indoor painting today, and I couldn’t even smell the paint over the cooler stink. It was that bad.
We’re not sure how long this house sat empty before we bought it. It wasn’t on the market very long, but the previous owners had moved out, and then they hired someone to do a fair amount of updating. There’s no telling how long that took.
Here’s Kira eyeing the cooler warily through the gate. She thinks the smelly problem is with the evaporative cooler. My nose says so too.
For a long time I thought I liked evaporative cooling. It delivers a cool moist air, which in the desert is nice. And it takes a lot less energy than a condenser, because it’s just a fan blowing over water. But it works by evaporating water, which is scarce in the desert.
And evaporative cooling is just a big nuisance. It needs set up and taken down twice a year because it shares venting with the furnace, and apparently can’t be hooked up at the same time as the furnace. Once it’s set up, you can’t go back to your furnace. Once it’s taken down, you can’t go back to cooling. Our weather is extremely variable, and it’s inevitable that during the spring and fall there are days when you have cooling when you really need heat, and vice versa.
Probably my biggest issue with evaporative cooling is that it only works with the windows cracked open. In a cool, moist, welcoming climate like coastal California, it can be heaven to open the windows to the fresh outdoor air. But that’s not the case in the desert.
I run humidifiers and vaporizers 24/7, year round, trying to keep the indoor humidity up to around 20%. The minute I open a window, all that hard-earned humidity is gone. The evaporative cooler adds humidity, but only while it’s actually running. So most of the time the windows are all cracked open, letting out all my humidified air.
The conventional wisdom with evaporative coolers is that it’s not good enough to have one window cracked open. People (like my dear hubby) crack open at least one window in every single darn room. So that can be a dozen windows to run around opening and closing – or just leave open regardless of the current actual conditions.
Also in New Mexico, we get sand storms. It’s miserable on the hot days when you need your windows cracked open for the evaporative cooler, but the wind is howling and blowing dirt inside.
Also I like to be able to have my windows closed to block out the noise of the neighborhood. The neighborhood dogs set my own dogs off, and then I’ve got a riot of barking in my own house. It’s just quieter and more secure with the windows closed. I don’t want to have to have the windows open all the time. I only want to open them when it’s particularly nice out and I feel like opening them.
I just want central air conditioning. And it’s cheaper than moving to San Diego.
I bought a brand new fancy refrigerator. Unfortunately it doesn’t quite slide into the spot where it’s supposed to go.
I’ve never had such a nice, fancy refrigerator. It has a new feature called “showcase”, which is a little hard to describe but basically it has a double door such that you can access the “door” items from both sides.
I’m going to make this refrigerator fit. It’s not like it’s the wrong size. The refrigerator is 35 inches wide. I measured my space to be just over 36 inches wide.
I’ve got over an inch to spare, so why won’t it fit?!?
Turns out the cabinet was installed crooked. I had assumed the narrowest point was where the counter sticks out slightly from the cabinet. But the cabinet was installed so crooked that the widest point is actually down at the base of the cabinet. Here you can see the gap between the cabinet and the stove down toward the bottom. The stove is straight. The cabinet is not.
So it’s crazy, but I’ve got a guy coming tomorrow to remove the cabinet and straighten it out by an inch. An inch!
Update (two days later)
So the guy reinstalled the cabinet and now the refrigerator mostly fits.
Sort of. Turns out that the door hinge can’t be tight against the wall because the hinge edge of the door swings out slightly when the door is opened.
If you’re like, what the heck is that a picture of? It’s a birds-eye view of the top of the refrigerator in Santa Fe, which does the same thing.
Both refrigerators, the one in Santa Fe and the one in our new house, have a wall on one side, so the refrigerator has to stick out past the wall, by the depth of the door, to give the door maneuvering room.
Silly me, I bought counter-depth refrigerator so it wouldn’t stick out into the doorway, not realizing that it needed to stick out into the doorway in order for the refrigerator door to work. This means I currently can’t push my refrigerator all the way back.
At the Santa Fe house, the wall ends in a wide opening between the kitchen and dinning room, so you don’t notice that the refrigerator sticks out slightly into that opening.
But at our new house, it’s a doorway, not a wide opening. So it’s pretty obvious the refrigerator is sticking into the doorway.
The best solution would be to remove the door jam and open that whole space up. I didn’t want a door there anyway. It’s between the kitchen and laundry room, but the pantry is in the laundry room, so the door is just in the way. So I don’t mind taking the door and part of that wall out, but it’s going to be a biggish job.
After removing the door jam and redoing any framing & support that’s necessary, the drywall and texture will need redone. I will also have to have the floor tile patched. There’s no tile under the few inches of wall that I need to remove.
All that just to get a normal sized refrigerator in there! The previous owners must have had a really small one. It was gone before they put the house on the market so we didn’t realize.
Just a quick note to explain why I haven’t posted much of anything recently. It’s not that there’s nothing going on…
After I quit my job, I went to Boston for a week, then we staged the Placitas house for sale, then we were in California for a week, then the moment we were back from California I started showing one of our rentals to prospective tenants and getting the usual between-tenants maintenance done (a broken window, sprinklers not working, etc.) which took a week, then we moved some of our stuff into our new house (the boxes that came out of the Placitas house), then I flew to San Diego, then I was barely back for one day and we turned around and drove to Utah for John’s birthday (it’s our annual tradition), and now this week is booked solid with appointments like refrigerator delivery and meeting with contractors to get quotes for various things like electrical work.
Meanwhile John’s been assembling and installing and troubleshooting and moving heavy items in and out of our pickup truck and to and from Home Depot.
What hasn’t happened yet is I still haven’t packed up my stuff in Santa Fe. Augh! I’m really looking forward to getting my stuff moved from Santa Fe to Albuquerque. The pod has been out there waiting for a couple of weeks now, sitting in the driveway empty.
I’m thinking I might have time to go up there today and start packing, but first I have several errands to run (Home Depot, Lowe’s, groceries, etc.) and then I have a coaching client at noon (which is over the phone so I can do that in either Santa Fe or Albuquerque), and then I have to be back in Albuquerque to meet another contractor at 4:00. So maybe I should just wait and go up to Santa Fe tomorrow and get all my errands done today. Because I’m tired.
Anyway I have tons of stories for you, like why the refrigerator doesn’t fit even though I carefully measured, and my hunt for the dead thing in the air vents, and the 1950’s style old-guy salesman with a briefcase of samples who tried to get me to buy a $4,000 door – haha, seriously?
Bottom line is we’re fine. We’re working really hard and spending a disconcerting amount of money. I’ve got two rentals turning over this month and next, so I’m having work done in both of them as well as lots of things done in the new house. So in addition to traveling, plus packing and unpacking, my life is primarily scheduling and meeting with contractors. And buying things at Lowe’s.
Hopefully when I have time, I can tell you all about the various projects in subsequent posts. Plus our recent trips – I’ve got some beautiful photos of Utah.
Laura graduated with TWO master’s degrees; an MBA and a Master’s in business analytics. Rather than walking, she had a backyard barbecue and we all thought that was a great idea!
John and I decided to spend a whole week in California because John’s team is based in the CA Bay Area (even though he is now based in Albuquerque), so he needs to spend regular amounts of time out there. It’s a fairly far commute between Santa Clara and Livermore, so he stayed in a hotel in Livermore during the week while I stayed with Laura. Then he took Friday off and we spent graduation weekend with Laura.
We drove the van out in order to take the dogs and camp along the way. I used google maps to identify a good location to spend the night. It was a great spot, near the freeway but with a ridge between us and the freeway so you’d never even know the freeway was there. It felt like we were totally out in the middle of nowhere, but we even had good cell tower coverage. This is about an hour west of Needles, CA.
Here’s photos from our walk after we got settled that evening. We didn’t go very far because of Kai’s injured knee. But John was happy to find rocks to climb on.
The day we arrived, Alex won his bike race in Sacramento. Congratulations Alex!
Their town has a great program where once a year everyone can set all kinds rubbish out on the curb for the city to pick up. There’s a few restrictions (like no hazardous waste), but it was amazing all the junk people lined up along the curbs.
Then the city came and picked it all up. Luckily they got it picked up before Laura’s party, because all that junk didn’t leave much street parking. Plus it wasn’t the greatest to look at, lol. Interesting, but low on aesthetic value.
One day that week I went out to meet Laura for lunch. She works in downtown Palo Alto, which is super cute. When I lived in Palo Alto 34 years ago it wasn’t at all cute. It was, in fact, quite sketchy. Back then, my aunt called it “the armpit of the Bay Area”. But now it’s very high-end and trendy. We had Burmese food. It’s one of those areas where you can just walk into any restaurant randomly and it’s going to be one of the best meals you’ve ever had (although on the pricey side).
Sorry, the only pictures I thought to take were of the parking garage surroundings (so I could find my car again). But even these parking garage pictures are amazing (for a parking garage). Parking garages in New Mexico don’t look like this.
Here’s a walkway out of the parking garage on the side where my car was located.
Here’s the back side of Laura’s building, next to the parking garage. She usually commutes via train and bike. If she drives, she has to move her car every 3 hours.
This is the actual parking garage.
Here’s the google maps picture of the shop I went to after we had lunch. I ordered my glasses online from this company, and I went to get them adjusted. Yeah, it the whole area looked this cool – or even cooler.
The next day I drove to Livermore to see a friend. We went to lunch in downtown Pleasanton, which is also very cute. A lot of these Bay Area towns have very pretty downtowns with nice shops and restaurants (not the skyscrapers of big city downtowns). Sitting outside at a cafe and talking with a friend is one of my all time favorite things!
On the Friday before Laura’s party, John and I traipsed around half the Bay Area trying to find a simple small patio table, chairs and umbrella for her present, as well as party supplies. I don’t know why errands have to be so hard in the Bay Area!
The Bay Area is beautiful, and high end, and fancy, and the weather is excellent, and the food is excellent, but running errands in Friday afternoon traffic is a torment! And every store we went to were sold out of anything worth buying.
That evening everyone went out for dinner, but I was too tired and stayed home. They kindly brought me back something to eat. My instructions were “Just some fish.” So Laura brought me several very expensive pieces of raw fish. (When in California, eat as the Californians eat.) It was very good.
Then the next day was the barbecue! Laura’s dad shipped lei’s from Hawaii for the occasion.
Here’s some more family pictures from before the guests arrived. When we were at Target for supplies we had bought goofy graduation-themed photo booth signs. We never actually set up a photo booth area, but that’s why John and Darren are holding goofy signs.
I forgot to take any photos after the guests arrived. Laura had thoughtfully prepared an “introverts table” in a corner of the living room and put out games and puzzles. Guess who ended up spending nearly the entire party there? Me, Darren, and David (the kid’s dad). Yep. We were the three self-selected introverts, quietly and contentedly putting together a puzzle while the party went on in the next room and the backyard.
John was out chatting with everyone. He considers himself an introvert too, except at parties he mixes well. He makes the rounds asking everyone questions about themselves. He’s good at bringing out interesting things about people. He knows not to ask uncomfortable questions, so everyone ends up feeling like he’s super friendly and interested in what they have to say. Most people like talking about themselves. As a conversation technique, it works pretty well.
I did make sure I got up from the introvert’s table long enough to snag some of that great food.
I’m packing to go to San Diego tomorrow, and at first I packed summer clothes, because, you know, end of May in southern California! Easy tops and shorts that I haven’t even had a chance to wear yet this year because it’s been so darn cold in New Mexico. But then I looked at the weather forecast and I put my shorts and tanks away for another day. Now my suitcase is overstuffed with sweaters and sweatshirts.
At least it’s not going to snow. Seriously, we had snow in the foothills around Santa Fe and Albuquerque two days ago. Snow! At the end of May!
Kai blew out his knee. We’re not sure how he did it. We weren’t there to see it, but he probably jumped off the back of the couch or something. On my last day in Boston John called to tell me that he came home to find Kai limping and not putting any weight on one of his legs.
My sister pretty accurately diagnosed it with just this 2-second video:
John took him to the vet and confirmed it; torn ligaments.
They put him on pain medication for a week, but it never seemed to bother him much. He just hops around on 3 legs, as cheerful as ever.
They say it will take awhile for it to heal. We’re watching for signs of it healing, but so far, not much change. He will touch his foot to the ground sometimes, but never puts any weight on it. Meanwhile we’re told to take him on moderate walks, which he has been happy to do every day.
Emily has a beautiful old home in a graceful suburb full of large homes on large lots.
Her yard is almost an acre; it includes that wooded area you see in the very back of this photo, which is larger than it looks.
There is also a large heated garage.
Her house needs some updating and will be an ongoing project for quite some time. But it’s entirely comfortable and has great character. It has beautiful arches and great windows.
The previous occupants had painted the interior many bright colors. I’ve seen that technique turn out well occasionally, but usually it’s not a good idea. Here’s a bit of the kitchen wall and ceiling. Wowza.
Emily is slowly working on painting it all a consistent light and bright bluish-grayish-white. But with her demanding job and two little ones, she is not always able to immediately finish what she starts. This was the state of the hallway outside the guest room when I arrived. A partial coat of primer over some sort of – what would you even call that color? Watermelon?
So I helped with the painting project. It gave me something to do when they were off at work. I don’t have any photos of the completed hallway, but I’d say it looked better.
One of the things I love the most about her house is the miles and miles of trails nearby. Here’s photos of when we took a walk with the kids. It’s great that they have such a pretty area to walk from their house. Just a couple of blocks through a spacious neighborhood to the wooded trails.
The open space was amazing. I went on several long jogs in the area and barely began to explore the enormous natural area they have only two blocks from their house. It went on for miles.
I didn’t end up taking as many pictures of the kids as I meant to, but here’s a cute one. I’m really glad I got out there and hope to make it back soon.
I went to Boston 3 weeks ago! I know, you’re thinking, “Weren’t
you trying to move?” So yes, it wasn’t the most convenient time. I had recently
canceled a trip to Houston, and canceled a trip to Ann Arbor, and postponed a
trip to San Diego. So why Boston, the week I was supposed to be moving?
It all started when John and I were packing at the Placitas house. As I was working in the office in Placitas, I unexpectedly came across a very sad sight. On the shelf was a plastic bin sitting on top of an old, warped box. The box was partially collapsed and the plastic bin was sinking into it. I pulled them both off the shelf, and to my horror, discovered that the crushed and warped cardboard box was labeled, “Old photos, Darren and Laura’s childhood”.
I ripped it open in alarm and confirmed my fears – the photos were glued together in unusable lumps.
This cute photo of Darren and his dog is glued to about 10 other photos behind it, all of which were ruined.
Hundreds of photos were ruined. A few survived.
I don’t know what happened. Obviously the box had gotten very wet. It did not get wet in the office in Placitas. It had to have gotten wet and then dried at some previous point. John is the one who put everything onto those shelves, but he hadn’t noticed the poor condition of the box, and didn’t remember where the box had been previously.
I was exceedingly upset. I was crying and shouting things like, “The kids are all that matter!” I ranted and raved about how the rest of our possessions were meaningless. And what does everyone rescue first in a fire after the people and household pets? The photos!
That afternoon I booked plane tickets to see my sister in Boston. The logic had something to do with not wanting to miss out on her children’s childhoods, as well as I guess I just needed to see my sister. And take pictures of her kids.
I probably would have also booked tickets to see Laura and Darren, except we were already planning to all get together the very next week, in celebration of Laura’s graduation.
I guess that’s what really matters – not the photos of the past, but the celebration of how well they are doing now.
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